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posiden
03.08.2009, 11:47 AM
After having a nice 69 with his girlfriend Bob remembered he had an appointment with the dentist.
He was afraid that the dentist would notice the smell of fanny off his breath so he brushed his teeth used dental floss&on top of that a bottle of listerine.
As he arrived at the dentist he ate a packet of extra strong mints.
His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat.
Feeling confident & relaxed,he opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close & said "did you have a 69before you came here?"
Bob says"how did you know? Does my breath smell like fanny?"

The dentist replied

"No you have a skid mark on your forehead"

69jme69
03.08.2009, 08:47 PM
is that not wot edinburgh folk call fake tan ?