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CJK
26.04.2010, 10:11 PM
A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks. There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door.
"Harro!" says the Chinese man.

"Morning, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.

"I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.
Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again. "No! No! Mate, where's your dust bin?"

"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, still perplexed.

"Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me.
Where's your 'wheelie' bin?'"

"OK, OK." replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear. "I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sista!"

BruceCampbell
27.04.2010, 07:50 PM
Colin, stick to building bikes pal!!:eek:

Biscuit
27.04.2010, 07:52 PM
Jeez, i thought this was gonna be a thread about pics of bikes with wheelie bins in the fore/back ground...... almost wish it was :p:p:p

Spud Raver
27.04.2010, 09:55 PM
Jeez, i thought this was gonna be a thread about pics of bikes with wheelie bins in the fore/back ground...... almost wish it was :p:p:p

My wheelie bin did more miles than my 749 last year! :D Reminds me, I must get the @@@@ serviced! ;)

Biscuit
27.04.2010, 10:08 PM
why the fcuk would you service a wheelie bin?

239desmo
27.04.2010, 10:09 PM
My wheelie bin did more miles than my 749 last year! :D Reminds me, I must get the @@@@ serviced! ;)

Who services wheelie bins? :p :D

Biscuit
27.04.2010, 10:11 PM
tha needs one o these

http://www.saieditor.com/trainz/img/yello-wheelie.jpg

Spud Raver
27.04.2010, 10:20 PM
why the fcuk would you service a wheelie bin?

Well, no one.....not according to your one clearly! ;)

Spud Raver
27.04.2010, 10:22 PM
Who services wheelie bins? :p :D

Well, mine is green.....a bit like yours! ;)

239desmo
28.04.2010, 08:09 AM
Well, mine is green.....a bit like yours! ;)

Just deleted onion rings from weekend menu!

Spud Raver
28.04.2010, 05:01 PM
Just deleted onion rings from weekend menu!

Spare patch on the floor still available? :thumbs:

Anteater
28.04.2010, 10:37 PM
tha needs one o these

http://www.saieditor.com/trainz/img/yello-wheelie.jpg



Red ones are faster ;)
http://www.wheeliebinsrus.com/images/products/360Plastic/red.jpg

Biscuit
29.04.2010, 08:05 PM
Red ones are faster ;)
http://www.wheeliebinsrus.com/images/products/360Plastic/red.jpg

ahem....

http://www.keela.co.uk/images/products/kandura%20jacket.jpg

molenz
29.04.2010, 08:23 PM
gentleman sitting in chinese restaurant in glasgow,
the waiter aproaches the table and says to the man
" watch a wa' "
the man replies " chicken curry and fried rice please"
the waiter again says "yeah but watch a wa'"
the man says, "as i said , chicken curry and fried rice please"
the waiter responds, " no sir watch a wa' wet paint"

gets, coat....