meaty chunks

[gordj65]

I've got 2 dogs.

I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was

standing in line at the check-out.



A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.



On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again,

although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last

time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with

tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.



I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it

works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or

two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so

I was going to try it again.



I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now

enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.



Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition

because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd

been sitting in the middle of the road licking my d!ck and a car hit me.

[Biscuit]

while paying for 2 bottles of wine and six tins of cat food I said to the checkout girl "it's amazing how well that works" she then went on to tell me how she knows someone who really does eat cat and dog food, to which I said "bye"

feckin weirdos

[Spud Raver]

Ive eaten dog food before.......damn these silly drinking games in HM Forces :D

[Biscuit]

Ive eaten dog food before.......damn these silly drinking games in HM Forces :D

i hope you didn't eat the digestive biscuit in another one of those forces drinking games :eek:

[Rob998]

mmmmsaltydigestives! :eek:

[Spud Raver]

i hope you didn't eat the digestive biscuit in another one of those forces drinking games :eek:

Nope....for obvious reasons. I was always first! :cool:

[Spud Raver]

Rob obviously "came" last a few times :lol2::lol2:;):lol2::lol2: