Spud Raver
09.02.2009, 05:54 PM
The Job Interview
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He says 'Yes - just caffeine'
Have you ever been in the service?
~Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
Employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right
Now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 -
And plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why
Don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?
'This is a Government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours
We just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in
You coming in for that.'
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He says 'Yes - just caffeine'
Have you ever been in the service?
~Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
Employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right
Now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 -
And plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why
Don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?
'This is a Government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours
We just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in
You coming in for that.'