The taxman cometh

[jimmyrosko]

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to
audit the books of a Synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and
said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with
the candle drippings?'

'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send
them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they
send us a free box of candles.'

'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.

But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

'What about all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do
with the crumbs?'

'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying
to trap him with an unanswerable question.
'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and
every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers.'

'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could
fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what
do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions
you perform?'

'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi...............

'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the
Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick,' :D